Jesus forgives all sins – or nearly all:
Usury, anger, greed, the knife thrust under
The ribs, robbery, calumny, lying, plunder
Of land condoned by rogues in the town hall.
Only on one occasion did he fall
Into a rage that tore him near asunder
And made him roar with true Jehovan thunder
And bounce in bloody anger like a ball,
And that was when he saw the Church done wrong to.
He took a whip with many a knotted thong to
The moneychangers preying on those praying at the temple.
This is the only place in Holy Writ
Where Christ is shown as throwing a mad fit.
He aged with righteous rage and started greying at the temple.